Two And A Half Men: Season 6, Episode 3

6 - 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie seeks to broaden his horizons and improve his sex life by taking up cooking, but his focus on egg recipes has an unexpected result. Alan and Jake both try to emulate Charlie by dating two women at once (Alan) and getting drunk (Jake), but find out the hard way that Charlie's way of life is not for them. Jake ends up vomiting harshly due to buying beer, and Alan, after being rejected and found out by his first date, gets tazered by his second date. Title quotation from: Charlie, once he realizes he's made a mistake in his egg recipe.