Two And A Half Men: Season 7, Episode 5

7 - 5: For the Sake of the Child

While Jake has been learning to drive, Charlie and Alan have been bickering nonstop; when this ultimately embarrasses Jake in front of a group of girls he likes, he refuses to stay with them anymore, and they must find a way to convince him to continue spending weekends at the beach house or face Judith's unparalleled fury; Charlie and Alan eventually try to bond by using an old relationship book Alan had, and drinking alcohol. Title quotation from: Alan, wanting himself and Charlie to put aside their differences so that Jake will want to stay with them on weekends.