Two And A Half Men: Season 7, Episode 15

7 - 15: Aye, Aye, Captain

Charlie becomes worried and jealous after Chelsea is late returning from a charity event with Brad. When Chelsea does return, she and Charlie argue and Chelsea leaves, and Charlie drowns his sorrows repeatedly. Chelsea later asks Charlie to meet her for coffee; during this meeting, Charlie throws up on a woman's baby, leaving Chelsea to postpone the wedding. Evelyn comforts Charlie, but adds that most people throw up on their own babies, rather than other peoples. Title quotation from: Jake, who is being sarcastic after Charlie tells him to turn down the TV volume.