Two And A Half Men: Season 7, Episode 13

7 - 13: Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie schedules a colonoscopy to get out of visiting Chelsea's parents, Tom and Martha, in Illinois, but Chelsea figures out he was lying and flies them in instead. During a night drinking with Chelsea's father, Charlie and Alan learn that he is gay and in love with an African-American war-buddy of his. Chelsea then overhears her mother and father arguing about the situation; the two then break up. Title quotation from: Alan, about the results of Charlie's colonoscopy.