Two And A Half Men: Season 6, Episode 9

6 - 9: The Mooch at the Boo

Jake disappears with Celeste, (Tinashe Kachingwe), who is the daughter of Charlie's new neighbor, Jerome, a former NFL player (Michael Clarke Duncan), and Charlie is left to cover his back. Charlie talks to Jerome and tells him not to be so over-protective of his daughter and the two become friends. Meanwhile, Alan scores a hot date (Bellamy Young) with the help of Charlie's Mercedes. He takes her back to Evelyn's house as Evelyn is away on holiday, and ends up being tricked in to wearing one of her dresses as the woman steals Alan's wallet and Charlie's car. Title quotation from: Alan, to Diane, referring to Charlie's address when he calls.