Two And A Half Men: Season 4, Episode 17

4 - 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at hers. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she helped adopt a boy from China and pushing them out of the picture, literally. Title quotation from: Evelyn, about the adoption of Changpu.