Two And A Half Men: Season 1, Episode 7

1 - 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's, who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she befriends the surfer girl. Jake begins to learn from Charlie about fake and real boobs and doesn't stop comparing them both. Title quotation from: Charlie, describing breast implants to Jake while the two watch bikini surfers on the beach.