Two And A Half Men: Season 1, Episode 5

1 - 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie hits it off with an unattached soccer mom named Kate. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening. Title quotation from: Alan, giving one of the soccer moms a back massage.