Two And A Half Men: Season 1, Episode 2

1 - 2: Big Flappy Bastards

When Jake starts feeding the seagulls after Charlie warns him not to, they end up over-running the house - causing Jake and Charlie to fall out. This gives Charlie an idea of what parenting can be like. Meanwhile, Alan tries to win Judith back by repeatedly going over to her house to fix things; the two end up sharing a kiss, but Alan eventually tells Judith that the marriage is over. Title quotation from: Charlie, describing the seagull as he prepare to clear them out of Jake's room.